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Blonde Jokes
29 August 2012
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Being a blonde I thought it would be fun to start this thread.lol

Two blondes were going to the mall. When they got out of the car, they started tossing the car keys back and forth. One of the blondes missed, and the keys flew into the sewer drainpipe.

The other blonde tried to reach it but couldn’t. So, she called a locksmith, and a cop. When the two got there, the blondes explained what happened, then the cop tried to reach the keys but couldn’t.

Finally the locksmith opened the door. The blonde that missed the keys in the first place said,”Whew… for a second there I thought we might of needed to use the SPARE key.” ;)

29 August 2012
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How about this one!

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

She didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills.

lol

29 August 2012
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Omg!! Too Funny!

 

Ever wonder how blondes remember their Passwords?

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy

When asked why such a big password, she said, “It had to be at least 8 characters long.

29 August 2012
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You’ve got Blonde A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is!”

My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”

 

hehehe.lol

30 August 2012
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gracielou said
Omg!! Too Funny!

 

Ever wonder how blondes remember their Passwords?

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy

When asked why such a big password, she said, “It had to be at least 8 characters long.

lol lolthumbup

 

I have one:

Why don´t Blondes get coffee breaks?
Because it takes too long to retrain them afterwards!! 

30 August 2012
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Im having a good time here!! hahahahaha

 

How do you make a blonde laugh on friday?
>Tell her a Joke on Monday!!

 

hhahahahalol 

1 September 2012
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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!!! 001_tt2

7 September 2012
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Look at this! hahahahahalol

 

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Thabatha said
Look at this! hahahahahalol

 

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lol!!! good one!!lol

26 September 2012
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What would a blonde says if her doctor told her that she was pregnant?  
>Is it Mine?? lol

5 October 2012
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You’ve got Blonde A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is!”

My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”

 

hehehe.lol

5 October 2012
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Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.

Finally the first blonde says “Darn, I can’t get in the car!” The other blond replies, “keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down”.

Lol

11 October 2012
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Busy Bertha said
Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.

Finally the first blonde says “Darn, I can’t get in the car!” The other blond replies, “keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down”.

Lol

Duh!!! LOL!!! lol

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LOL!! lol

26 February 2013
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Chatty Cathy said
Im having a good time here!! hahahahaha

 

How do you make a blonde laugh on friday?
Tell her a Joke on Monday!!

 

hhahahahalol 

OMG!! Too funny

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