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9 August 2012
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Do you know any Bingo Jokes? Share them with us! Laugh

11 August 2012
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Love This One!!! surprised

It was a Ladies Only Night in the All Blonde Bingo Hall. The night had been pretty boring, not one single person had a BINGO all night. The last game was up for grabs, with a huge bingo prize of $3500.00 in the pot.

The game drags on and on, and nearly every blonde in the house had to be on for the big blackout. Finally, G-47 was called, but still no shouts of “Bingo!” were heard. The frustrated caller finally gets up and throws the Bingo Machine off the stage. All the girls were shocked and the caller says: “I’ve just called every darn one of these 75 balls out of this machine and nobody has a Bingo? Just what number are you ladies waiting for?” All together, 412 blonde ladies shouted: “FREE SPACE!”

12 August 2012
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Found this one today online. lol

This guy had a very attractive wife who was always demanding expensive clothes and jewelry but he was not too well off. One day his wife came home with a diamond necklace.

The guy asked: “Where did you get that?”

His wife replied: “I won it at bingo”

The next night she came home with a mink coat.

The guy asked: “Where did you get that?”

His wife replied: “I won it at bingo.”

The next night she came home with a Mercedes Benz.

The guy asked: “Where did you get that?”

His wife replied: “Look!! Don’t keep asking where I get my things!! Go upstairs and run my bath for me!!”

His wife came upstairs to find a small amount of water in the tub.

The wife asked: “How come you put so little water in the tub?”

The guy replied: “I didn’t want to wet your bingo card”.

12 August 2012
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Too funny….

 

One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman. Angry, she became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 8th floor apartment, killing him instantly. When brought before the court on charges of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say to defend herself.

“Well, Your Honor,” she replied coolly. “I figured that at 92, if he could make love to another woman, he could fly!”

13 August 2012
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Q) What has lots of little balls and screws old ladies?
A) A bingo machine! clap

13 August 2012
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wendy said
Too funny….

 

One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman. Angry, she became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 8th floor apartment, killing him instantly. When brought before the court on charges of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say to defend herself.

“Well, Your Honor,” she replied coolly. “I figured that at 92, if he could make love to another woman, he could fly!”

haha…good one

13 August 2012
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Found this one on Facebook the other day:

  • Bingo Vs Husband

Mary was on the telephone to her friend Joan, complaining about her lazy, good-for-nothing husband. After 20 minutes of this Joan said, ”My husband said I had to choose between him and bingo……. I’m gonna miss him …..!!”sweatdrop

13 August 2012
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I like this one too:

  • The F-word

Q: How do you get a sweet, little old lady to say the F-word?

A: Get another little old lady to shout “BINGO!!!thumbup1

15 August 2012
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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet twenty- thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m bottomless.”

With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice while yelling, “Momma needs a new pair of pants!”

She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. “YES! I WIN! I WIN!”

With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, “What did she roll anyway?”

The other answers, “I thought YOU were watching!”

 

lol confused1

23 August 2012
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This is something my friend Tanya would dow1

 

Always a winner,

Betty and Hilda, two friends, went together to play the slot machines at their local Bingo Hall.

Each agreed that when her allotted money was gone, she would go to the front of the Bingo Hall and sit on the bench to wait for her friend.

Betty quickly lost all of her money and went to sit on the bench. She waited and waited and waited and waited. After what seemed an eternity, she saw Hilda coming toward her carrying a huge sack of coins.

“Hey, Betty,” said Hilda, “how’d you do?” “Well, Hilda”, said Betty, “you see me here on this bench- what do you think? It looks like you hit it big, though.”

“Oh yeah,” said Betty, “did I find a good machine! It’s way in the back. I’ll show it to you – you can’t lose! EVERY TIME YOU PUT IN A DOLLAR FOUR QUARTERS COME OUT!!!”

26 February 2013
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slimjim said
Found this one today online. lol

This guy had a very attractive wife who was always demanding expensive clothes and jewelry but he was not too well off. One day his wife came home with a diamond necklace.

The guy asked: “Where did you get that?”

His wife replied: “I won it at bingo”

The next night she came home with a mink coat.

The guy asked: “Where did you get that?”

His wife replied: “I won it at bingo.”

The next night she came home with a Mercedes Benz.

The guy asked: “Where did you get that?”

His wife replied: “Look!! Don’t keep asking where I get my things!! Go upstairs and run my bath for me!!”

His wife came upstairs to find a small amount of water in the tub.

The wife asked: “How come you put so little water in the tub?”

The guy replied: “I didn’t want to wet your bingo card”.

Good one slimjim

17 June 2013
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Too funny!!

4 September 2013
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I just read all the jockes!! Are really good, I laughed a lot!! hahahahaha

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13 September 2013
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This is not a Bingo Joke but still good!!

 

Girl said: Dad, I’m in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in India and he lives in Alaska.
We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, he proposed to me on skype, and now we’ve had 2 months of relationship through Viber.
I need your blessings and good wishes, daddy.

Dad said: Wow! Really!! Then get married on twitter, have fun on
tango.
Buy your kids on e-bay, receive them through gmail.
And if you are fed up with your husband…sell him on Amazon.

 

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