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One Liners-Ever Wonder Why?
29 August 2012
6:42 pm
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Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?

Why women can’t put on mascara
with their mouth closed?

Why don’t you ever see the headline
‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?

Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what
they do ‘practice’?

Why is lemon juice made with
artificial flavor, and dish washing
liquid made with real lemons?

29 August 2012
6:43 pm
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Why is the man who invests all
your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the
slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn’t there mouse-flavored
cat food?

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle
for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black
box that is used on airplanes? Why
don’t they make the whole plane out
of that stuff?!

29 August 2012
6:49 pm
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What about these ones.

 

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments
when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is
Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call
the airport the terminal? l1

30 August 2012
11:22 pm
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slimjim said
 

If flying is so safe, why do they call
the airport the terminal? l1

o.O never thought that way!! ohmy 

 

Why “separate” is written “all together” and “all together” is written “separate”?

26 February 2013
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These are all great. Keep them coming guys!!

 

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

 

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

 

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

 

I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

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