This man has a very attractive wife and she expects him to buy her expensive jewellery and clothing, but he can’t afford to get her these tings. So, one day she comes home with a diamond ring and he asks her,
“Where did you get that?”
She replies
“I won it on the bingo”
The next day she has an expensive new mink, he asks
“where did you get the new mink?”
“I won it on the bingo”
The next day it’s a Mercedes Benz
“Where did you get the new Merc?”
“I won it on the bingo, why do you keep asking where I am getting all this new stuff? Just go upstairs and run me a bath”
He goes upstairs and draws a shallow bath
She asks “why is there so little water in the bath?”
He replies
“I don’t want you to get your bingo card wet!”

Have you heard the one about “What has a whole lot of balls and screws little old ladies?
A bingo machine!” This is no longer true and bingo jokes no longer fits the old fashioned stereotype. You will still find bingo jokes online, but the demographic is no longer true.

In the past bingo the little old lady bore the brunt of bingo jokes but with the advent of online bingo the people playing this game have drastically changed. People from all walks of life from professionals to housewives play and they are from all age groups too. Secretly, we believe even the Queen has a flutter online!